6:08 AM & your pictures still are the first thing I wake up to.
That’s gotta change
God you are so cute.
Why are you 3 years older than me 😭
✔️ learn how to drive stick
Do you know what to do with that big fat butt
you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit
Yes. I’d like some bird seeds, thank you. and how long does it usually take for the birds to grow.
- Doctor: I think you'll need a shot
- Me: AYYYYY
- Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*