490tx:

.49% BAC   2014 

Shelfie.

I’m glad you’re finally gone.
Now, I don’t have to worry about accidentally bumping into you at public places.



If through a broken heart God can bring His purposes to pass in the world, then thank Him for breaking your heart.
(via thlnkdifferent)


9rimes:

ALRIGHT LETS SETTLE THIS DEBATE. THIS IS A PRAYING EMOJI.
go to Settings
go to General
go to Accessibility (sixth option down)
the fourth option down is Speak Selection. turn it on.
open your notes or a messages i dont fucking care but open an app and type the emoji
highlight the emoji and select Speak
listen to siri say “hands folded in prayer”
sigh in relief that you havent been sending high fives to your friends when their grandma’s in the hospital or whatever
DEBATE OVER *mic drop*

I tried being one of those girls who did that off the shoulder thing, but I never really realized how to do it. So, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 😂

wtftimmy:

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

Mary had a little DICK

(Source: bearsnbritts)



Kisses for daaaayz.

✨🌹

My name will be stained on your lips 💋

hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

(Source: hbunot)



💋



Let's Just Get Weird Tonight, Tumblr.
  • 2. Last phone call
  • 4. Last song you listened to
  • HAVE YOU EVER:
  • 7. Been cheated on
  • 9. Lost someone special
  • 11. Been drunk and threw up
  • THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
  • 13. How many people have you had sex with this year?
  • 17. Laughed until you cried
  • 19. Found out who your true friends were
  • 26. What did you do for your last Birthday
  • 29. Name something you CANNOT wait for
  • 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life
  • 33. When is the last time you had sex?
  • 35. Most visited webpage
  • 37. Nicknames
  • 39. Zodiac sign
  • 41. Primary school
  • 43. High school/college
  • 46. Height
  • 48. What do you like about yourself
  • 50. Tattoos
  • FIRSTS:
  • 54. First best friend
  • 56. First Bestfriend
  • RIGHT NOW:
  • 60. Drinking
  • 62. Listening to
  • YOUR FUTURE:
  • 65. Get married?
  • WHICH IS BETTER:
  • 68. Hugs or kisses
  • 70. Older or Younger
  • 72. Nice stomach or nice arms
  • 74. Hook-up or relationship
  • HAVE YOU EVER:
  • 77. Drank hard liquor
  • 79. Had sex
  • 82. Been arrested
  • 84. Cried when someone died
  • I be lookin’ so confused.